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Professional Property Manager - skilled, references, resume, backgroun (discussion - for a private room or apartment in another coun)

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cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof

Hard working and the slightest understated dash - of humor~.
I am very private, low-key, respectful and you and your space.
I can be invisibly helpful.

For your review and consideration I have:
- house and pet sitting resume and references,
- work resume and references,
- and a recent background check.
- I have my own paid for car, health insurance, items insurance.

For YOU, I Can House Sit, Pet, or Garden Sit, and COOK - I have not cut my finger off completely, yet!
- in exchange for a private room and bath
(preferably a hidden cottage so you have privacy and I have privacy)

- ..Top Grade, Hypo-allergenic, A-1, Angelic!!!
(self) Rated, House, Pet, Organic Garden Sitter - Extraordinaire)!!

---------- If, it is a burglar, I'll whack 'em ~--
---------- ONLY over a certified Hazardous Waste trash can - NOT
---------- ---------- ---------- NOT on the floor in your house
(if I must wack 'em, I prefer to call 911 first and RUN)!
--------- Your Human Alarm System, Dog Walker, and Entomologist (details below)

---------- If, it is a munching bug on your roses or peppers - I
---------- ---------- have the perfect zapping organic home remedy for them, too.
---------- ---------- it has been tested and used in South America, Paraguay and Los Angeles!

My Vast Years of Experience:
---------- 1) Organic Edible and Ornamental Gardening - in Atlanta, Georgia, Australia, and Los Angeles, California, Paraguay, South America (Peace Corps work)
---------- 2) I have received Paid House Sitting and Pet Sitting Experience for varioussssss owners over decades! and a few times run their home based business for them while they were away!
---------- 3) Depending on your needs, exchanges in lieu of pay can be discussed (i.e. WIFI so I can do my online renewable energy work and online businesses)

About Your Assistant (I.e. me)
---------- I am Looking to house, pet, garden sit in here in Hermosa, Manhattan, Marina de Rey, Newport, Santa Monica,Los Angeles, another state, or another country. Can move to other areas
(Location is not everything! - 10X's out of 10 Quality of Person is worth it, no matter where you live)!
- I'm single, female, in 40’s young! - so, please stop, stop asking no sexual requests in any manner or massages. etc. I want to respect myself just as much as the person I am working for a room.
- Female with no scary X pilot husband,
- or any other insane X-partner to stalk your house while you are away,
- nor do I have any free-loading kids to sneak in while you are away,
- and I am originally from the East Coast (so no friends that come in and think they can throw a party for the 3 hours of feather like sleep I would take a night, so your Ming Vase is not stolen
- I'm not into drugs.

----your Assistance Qualifications:
1). Ninja-like-ish house guardian,
2). I am a pet LOVER, so I will protect your pets from ‘Cruella de Vils’ Pet thieves of Los Angeles.!!
I am at your service.
- I also like insects and most humans.
3). Caring Gardener of living green things so, over their lifetime they continue to create slow fireworks.
- Organic Ornamental and Edible Gardening experience.
- I can make Organic plant based concoctions for pest control.
- As a child household chores included lawn moving, hedge and tree trimming,
- weeding, weeding, weeding, did I say weeding the garden, and lawn care.
- I can graft citrus, roses, mangoes, building a fish pond, beekeeping.
- I can help you build an organic or edible fish pond.

- while you are away and Maybe while you are here, if private room and bath in Exchange for Housing.
- I am considering this exchange so, I can save for a house.
- I can be an invisible worker, so it always stays and feels like your home first and foremost..
- How can I legitimately, legally, respectfully with fun and humor while working, with no sexual advances from me or you - help improve the quality of life at your home?

Me:
I am working on 3rd Generation Renewable Energies, and I can definitely let you know more about it after signing an NDA. Specifically to help address man made climate change in the Energy sector which is the largest producer of toxic chemicals in the atmosphere 25% globally.

Thank you for your time and considering me for your private, respectful, discrete house caring needs for you!!
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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