If you are interested in learning how to play guitar and being cool like me (see image) I can teach you how to do it. Simple as that! We meet, I tell you what to do, you do it, exactly as I say, and then you'll know how to play guitar. All you need to do is follow my instruction and you'll be on your way! If there is anything in particular you'd like to learn we can incorporate that into the lessons as well.
I learned how to play on my own 5 years ago and have since picked up electric guitar, harmonica and piano. It actually doesn't take too long to be able to play an easy song and you will probably be surprised how quickly your skills go from zero to "whoa I can play guitar now...cool!!"