Dump Your Old Heater. It’s Not You, It’s the Cold Water. - $899 (Westminster)

Dump Your Old Heater. It’s Not You, It’s the Cold Water. 1

condition: new

make / manufacturer: Rheem

model name / number: Platinum

size / dimensions: 50 gallons

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Look, we need to talk. Your water heater is gaslighting you. It promised a hot bath and gave you a lukewarm puddle. It’s time to move on to a younger, hotter model.
Our "Fresh Start" Bundle:
Delivery: Speedier than a getaway car.
Installation: Pro-grade setup (we actually read the manual).
Disposal: We’ll take your "ex" heater and drop it at the curb of life.
Warranty: Because we’re in this for a long-term relationship.

post id: 7903161203

posted: 2025-12-18 03:13

updated: 2025-12-29 04:21

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Look, we need to talk. Your water heater is gaslighting you. It promised a hot bath and gave you a lukewarm puddle. It’s time to move on to a younger, hotter model. Our "Fresh Start" Bundle:...