I have been thinking about this for a while and would like to have a long term relationship with a woman who is between the ages of 30- 48 years old. Please be attractive, fun, outgoing, in shape, white or latina, and not too much drama. (also dd free and not married!). JUst looking for a woman who is trying to have fun and add some excitement. Looking for someone that wants to have fun, go out, and maybe even travel a little bit.
Send me a pic and what you are about and we can go from there..... pic for a pic!
You can't have kids. I'm not looking for a single mom who needs a babysitter.
If you're a flakey bitch, FUCK OFF. IMMEDIATELY. I hate flakey bitches.
Those are all my major requirements.
If you're active and like moving around, hiking, playing tennis (or willing to learn), etc. that's great because I'm an athletic guy. I'm also pretty tall, so if you need anything off the top shelf in the supermarket, I can probably reach it.
I don't mind if you complain about things. I actually think it's cute sometimes. But acting like a man is NOT CUTE. In fact it's fucking annoying as hell which is why I hate 99% of American women. They try to be the boss. I'm the motherfucking boss-- I'm the guy. You're the girl. If you are some raging fucking feminazi, you can fuck off and die. Hopefully you will get hit by a slow moving tractor and your bones will get crushed, and I'll put a cup near your eyeballs so when the aqueous humor squirts out, I'll mix it with Midori & Coconut milk and have myself a Crushed Cunt Creme (it's a new drink I just invented) and get drunk off of your agony.
So remember: acting like a woman = very good. Acting like a man = butch dyke annoying lesbian feminazi who needs to die a slow painful death.
Oh almost forgot. You should LOVE sex. If you don't love sex, you can also FUCK OFF. There will be sex everywhere. Sex in the jacuzzi. Sex on the beach under blankets. Sex against kitchen counters. Sex on your grandma's coffin. Sex in the car (including road head.) Sex against buildings. Sex against doors. Sex in the shower. Sex in the morning. Sex at night. Sex during and after fights. Sex with green eggs & ham. Sex in your mouth.
Some people will define their relationships by how many hugs they perform per hour or how many kids they send to college. Ours will be defined by how many neighbors are forced to move because of your uncontrollable screaming sounds.
You should be able to make something involving fire, a pan and meat & vegetables. Or you should be willing to pick up a cookbook and figure something out. If you can't cook, you must give the most amazing blowjobs that I forget to ask. But I will probably not forget to ask because eating food that a girl cooked for me actually makes me pretty happy. I would like to get a camera, a cooking camera, and just take pictures of the finished dishes and make a photo album about all the things you cooked for me. That would be hot. And I would label each meal like, "Gyros. Made on Saturday with cute little cucumber dressing. Gives me a hardon."
It would be preferred but not required if you had some kind of major vice like... you are an alcoholic or you used to be a baby seal hunter or you beat kittens or you were a skanky stripper. If you are too perfect, we probably won't get along because I don't like people that have intact family lives or lack of personal tragedies. Whenever people ask if I'm close to my family, I want to punch them in the cunt. It would be cute if your family abandoned you in a refrigerator box or tried to drown you with some puppies by throwing you in a burlap sack and tossing you into the river but somehow you escaped and swam to California via the Mississippi River (Wait do they even connect? Nobody asked your opinion. I was thinking out loud.)
Oh and you can't have cats or dogs because I already have a dog and usually girls buy dogs that are too big because they feel unprotected. You have 2 options here.. well 3 actually:
1) You can be pet free and fall in love with mine instead to make up for the pet shortage. They are small but together they act like a big dog like Voltron when you put all the parts together you get one big motherfucker protector dog.
2) I can run over your dog and pretend it was an accident, or I can take it down to an animal shelter and tell them it has rabies, so they'll put it to sleep. Then I can fuck you on the couch to comfort you in your time of loss.
3) You can fuck the fuck off and not fucking bother me with how many times your cat meowed today you fucking crazy cat bitch.
Oh and if you wear a lot of makeup, I will bring a fire hose when I see you, so I can wash it off. Clown makeup pisses me off. Most girls don't know that they already look great just by their natural beauty. You should be insecure enough to want to wear it because everyone makes you feel ugly. But willing enough to let me be your security blanket and make you feel beautiful.
Oh yeah one last important thing. I'm not looking for a girl with high self-esteem. In the guy world, we like to refer to girls like this as: "CUNTS," "BITCHES," "FUCKING STUPID CUNTS," or "STUPID CRACKWHORE BITCHES." I want you to be vulnerable enough that you feel like you need me and want to depend on me because I can do more things than you can. Yes I will be smarter and stronger than you. But I will also depend on you and need you because you are the person that makes me happy. If you don't get that, you're a feminazi bitch and you can fuck off and die a slow death.
Also you should wear cute socks because I like it when girls wear cute socks.
...i wanna play xbox 360 games with you. not the crappy older xbox with the stick figure drawings-- the new one. with the amazing movie-like experience that makes you think you're actually driving and crashing expensive imported cars just because you can...
and i want to "accidentally" cover your eyes, so you crash into the wall. and then watch you get mad and chase me around the living room... and i'll run slow so you can catch me ..i'll even pretend to trip, so you can fall on top of me. and then i'll put all your worries about my penchant for cheating during car-racing games to rest with one big gigantic squeeze..
and you'll say, "ahhhhhhhhhh babe! you can cover my eyes, and make me crash into the computer-generated wall in my super charged, expensive, formula 1 car anytime!"
... and i'll say, "mmmmm... i like the way you smell when you don't take a shower for a day... and it's like, on the verge of being stinky but it's not....
it's..
just..
you..."
and you'll say, "i like you.
let's have sex on the couch to make it official."
..and we'll sweat on the throw pillows for around 45 minutes, alternating between slow thrusting, where i look at you and visibly ache inside just seeing those expressions on your face.. the ones that make me worry in the back of my head that someday you'll grow old, and i'll grow old, and i'll either be senile, or you'll be hit by a drunk driver, and we'll never be able to recreate the days that don't feel like the grinding work stints that people want to abandon and trade in for something better..
because we're together... in a house (or any place on earth) that just happens to fit around us like the way odd-shaped circumstances fit around chronic daydreams. like worn out blankets fit around the shoulders of people who've lived alone outside next to cement and stale gum their whole lives...
....we'll someday be different than the whim-filled thoughts we indulged as new toothpaste-sharing neighbors exploring the boundaries of the kitchen, naked and hungry, because something will happen... it always does..
.........but like i was saying, alternating between slow thrusting... and mad Mr. Toad's Wild Ride prodigious, ambitious wall-hunting, propped up against the bookshelf by the door, falling off the chair, breaking in the nearest kitchen counters sex... the sex that sells itself just by the thought of it during the day and waiting for it ..counting the seconds until 5pm when the Fred Flintstone whistle blows and it's time to leave work and have the hearty young Jim Morrison fuck of our unintentional lives..
i wanna take you into the jacuzzi and suck on your toes.. because i won't do it unless they're clean.. and i won't do it unless i mean it. not because it turns me on.. but because i know it makes mortal girls cringe. and i want to know that i've safely crossed the line of permission given to unwanted but secretly appreciated gestures..
i want you to use your tongue on me in places that are reserved for thoughts often unloaded in confessional boxes or anonymous online diaries... i want you to be that in love with me that you forget about the uptight bitches you call friends who attempt to direct your life like a naggy bunch of housewives in training, complete with cock-shaped clitori and hair curlers and green facial masks.. i want you to pretend those self-serving cunts, er..."friends".. are dead and buried and resting in hell with the other fallen angels.. and they have nothing more to say about the way we want to touch, yearn, tease, toss, taunt and tantalize each other's bodies and salads..
i want to take you places in my car. and i want you to drive me places in yours.. i want to go to L.A. and feel artsy.. i want to go to San Diego and feel lost and careless like i'm on an unsuspecting vacation full of days that haven't even been solidified into actual excuses for leaving work yet.. i want to get on my bike and pedal and ride next to yours and in front of yours and in back of yours.. i want to see your ass hugging the bike seat and squeeze it when i pedal by at light speed as we come up to the hill on goldenwest and barrel down it, hoping the traffic lights will change in time, so we can apply less brake and more resolve to hit speeds designed to make normal people pee their pants...
i wanna love you in the grass.. i wanna love you in the hot sand.. i want to love you in the pool (especially in the pool) and standing on any nearby mountains, hills, balconies and gigantic laguna beach rocks..
i hope you get sick once a year because i want to design a chicken soup party around your fever and a makeout party around your recovery.. i wanna make you a get well card while i put a cold cloth on your forehead and let you watch me make it, so you'll feel "awwwwwww" inside and i won't have to work so hard to seem irresistible and live up to the statistical 1 out of a billion special find at the swapmeet. i want you to love me like jesus and heroin and a sticky cinnamon roll fresh from the oven and a pile of money touching the ceiling and unlimited hawaiian sunshine..
I love exploring the world, especially exciting places in Asia, Latin America and Europe... Andalusia and Algarve, Yucatan and Baja, Rio and Buenos Aires, the Andes and the Caribbean, India and Thailand...Do you want to come with me? I would like to share the joys of life with a substantially younger, absolutely loyal, natural, playful, adorable pet with sweet looks and good character. You are not sure if you want to be a pet? Okay, we will find out. It's really negotiable, as long as you know how to purr!
Exotic looks, creative talents, an international background or foreign language skills are especially welcome (but not necessary). I have a hard time relating to mainstream people in general; so if you feel special about yourself and are a bit different and haven't given up on your dreams, you are a good candidate.
Do you enjoy overseas traveling, rainforest adventures, weekend trips, beach activities, picnics, candid conversations and relaxed intimate times? Are you attracted to mature men? Then contact me (with your picture -- will get mine) and I will be in your life soon!
I am in search of a 420 friendly white girl under thirty thats beautiful on the inside as well as on the outside. No over weight BBW'S please.
I prefer the classy well dressed mannered groomen manicured precious sweetheart that is into fashion and has style. I like tomboy pricesses too.
I am old fashioned and down for whoever wants to be my baby girl precious princess. I am honest loyal loving caring and a spoiler, pleaser and pamperer.
And I will give you a decent allowance every week so you dont have to stress over money issues in this terrible economy. I would rather have
my beautiful princess laying by the pool soaking up sun rays and you will have enough cash to go to the beauty salon dinner, drinks, movies, shopping with your girlfriend and family while I am out of town on business.
I am perfect for the college student that wants to concentrate on her education during the week and spend her free time and weekends enjoying life instead of
working multiple part time jobs like most starving students do. Or even a unemployed sweetheart that is the home body type that would rather stay home and take care of the homefront. And if you wanted to attend a Art School or a Fashion Design Institute or a Cosmetology School part time during the week that would be cool too.
If you are inspired by your passion for fashion and style and you are a talented artsy creative aspiring fashion designer type with style and you are a down to earth sweetheart you will love me.
They say if you do what you love for a living you will never work and day in your life. And they are soooo right and I will make it happen for you if you are a loyal honest down for your man kind of sweetheart.
I enjoy the beach surfing, the river and Havasu wakeboarding, and the mountains for snowboarding. I also love road trips escpecially to Las Vegas to party at the
Playboy Club in the Palms Hotel and Casino.
If you are interested and cool and comfortable with dating a cool single 49 year old and seem like you are compatible please reply.
Serious replies only please. I am not here to play or mess with anyone so please dont mess with me. I am not into endless emails.
Please send picture and basic information with your first email. Your age height weight etc.??? Where about you live ? Living/work/school situation ????
Thank you for reading my email and hope to hear from you soon.
“You can close your eyes to thing things you don’t want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel”
No matter how hard you try letting go and/or moving on, no matter how much you try to forgive and/or forget, hurt always will follow you around. . .and will never leave you
"The greatest mistake a [person] can ever make is to be afraid of making one." (Hubbard)
Regardless if you are male or female, if you have no idea what you want and no idea what you are looking for, then how is anyone else supposed to know? Get to know yourself first. . .and then after that. . .get to know yourself again. . .
When you think of the word "racist" one individual immediately comes to mind. . .hhhhhhhmmmmmm. . .I wonder who that could be. . .maybe we should ask President Obama I bet he will know the answer. . .
Regardless if you are male or female, if you have the necessity to tell the other person you are communicating with, "I am ready to meet you when you are ready", you are actually talking about yourself, and, obviously, not ready
Regardless if you are male or female, any "excuse" that you have to give to make the other individual send you their photo is a lie. The only reason you want to see a photo is to see what the other person looks like and if you are physically attracted to them. There is no other reason. And if you have another reason, then you need to stop lying to yourself FIRST.
"The perfect love would be one that gives all and expects nothing. It would, of course, be willing and delighted to accept anything it was offered, but it would ask for nothing... for if one gives all and asks for nothing, one can never be deceived nor disappointed." (Leo Buscaglia)
Not Bush, but McCain has only himself to blame for losing. . .when the economic crisis hit if Palin would have immediately resigned and Romney, a brilliant economist and businessman, would have hopped on board. . .Congratulations President McCain. . .
Regardless if you are male or female, the most important attributes in finding a suitable mate should be similiar interests, especially in the area of intimacy, intelligence, independence, happiness, conscientiousness, communication skills, feelings-oriented, considerate, compassionate and unselfishness, way, way above and beyond charm, money, confidence, self-esteem and of course "looks".
Distance should never ever be an issue when establishing a relationship. If both parties have the will, then both will find the way.
Regardless if you are male or female, if you absolutely and completely insist on seeing a photo prior to meeting, and judge the individual soley thereupon, and the reason that you give is you want to know who you are "talking to", grow up and knock it off with lying to yourself, and lying to the other individual, and just consider yourself wholly shallow, judgemental and insecure
"Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good." (Vaclav Havel).
Our greed-driven economic crisis can most certainly be attributed to, or at least traced back to, the two catastrophic defining moments that occurred 22 minutes apart in one single life-changing hour over seven years ago, an event so devastating that Country still has not, and never ever will, ever fully recover from. . .
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." (Leo Buscaglia)
"Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous; love is never boastful or conceited; it is never rude or selfish; it does not take offence, and is not resentful. Love. . .delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Over all these clothes, to keep them together and complete them, put on love. " (1 Corinthians 13:4 7 (edited), 13 and Colossians 3:14).
Regardless if you are male or female, if you want to develop a serious relationship with an individual of your own gender, or even marry. . .well then. . .so be it. . .because no one really cares what you do with your love life. . .but please. . .for God's sake (literally and figuratively). . .stop flaunting it. . .
You are amazed at how many individuals, both male and female, seem to really enjoy and get off on violent, agressive, domineering, controlling, forceful, abusive, extremely fast-moving, rough, lets-get-to-the-finish-line, performance-oriented, ram-it-in fucking rather than sensual, erotic, extremely affectionate, caressing, slow-moving, take-your-time, mutually pleasurable, enjoyable and agreeable all-night-long lovemaking
Regardless if you are male or female, there cannot be any more of a self-martyrdom, self-loathing, self-centered, self-conscious, insecure, whoa-is-me line of crap than. . ."If you don't want to talk to me anymore, then I understand"
Regardless if you are male or female, prior to meeting in person for the first time, if you talk on the phone for no less than 8 hours, or more, whether it be all at once (i.e. all night long) or spread out over time, there must be a substantial common bond already established and no reason to have a "first date", hence, when actually meeting both parties should feel the need, and the desire, to immediately begin sharing intimacy with one another as there is nothing left to "talk" about
Simply amazing. . .Bill Clinton can get away with a free BJ, Kennedy and Monroe tangle and even our own Mayor can have an affair and still survive. . .yet even though prostitution is the oldest profession our Country still cannot forgive anyone who pays for sex. . .just ask Governor Spitzer
"In our deepest moments of struggle, frustration, fear, and confusion, we are being called upon to reach in and touch our hearts. It is from the deepest part of our hearts that we are capable of reaching out and touching another human being. It is, after all, one heart touching another heart." (Roberta Sage Hamilton)
"Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either." (Golda Meir)
There cannot be anymore of a extremely immature, copout, hurtful, bullshit, rejection-oriented line of crap than when a woman tells a man "I didn't want to bother you" after she, being naked in bed with him, wakes up before he does, gets up and puts all her clothes back on, voluntarily moves her entire body minus her brain (which God obviously forgot to provide her with) to a completely other part of the house, sits down and. . .proceeds to start reading a book. . ..
Poor Hillary. . .in the end, our Country still cannot fathom the idea of a real bitch doing a job that is already proven to be a real bitch. . .hence the REAL reason why she lost the nomination and will never be President. . .and the reason why she is a terrific Secretary of State. . .
Regardless if you are male or female, there cannot be any more of a hurtful, extremely immature, copout, bullshit, rejection-oriented line of crap than "You are not my type. .but. .we can still be friends"
You might say to yourself and try and convince yourself you are, however. . . no one is really that happy being alone and/or single
People judge you for what you look like rather than for who you are
You are beginning to realize that being by yourself, and doing just about everything by yourself, including masturbate, is A LOT better than being with someone you really don't want to be with and/or have no interest in being with just because you are lonely
Regardless if you are male or female, if you want everything your way and on your total and complete terms and conditions leaving no room for compromise, extremely selfish, self-centered and hung up on yourself, then more than likely, if not 99.9% truth, you will be spending the rest of your life. . . .by yourself
Regardless if it is the first, second or third date, if the woman wants to have intercourse and the man is not ready, the woman should never ever take the man's hesitancy and/or refusal as "rejection", as women almost always do. .. men have just as much right as women to say "no"
It may not be such a good idea to keep beating a dead horse because you just might bring it back to life to have it bite you in the ass. . .
"If you lose, don't lose the lesson" (Dalai Lama)
"Sometimes you have to stand alone just to prove that you can stand"
"All people have three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they are and that which they think they are" (Karr)
It may be a considered a red flag and that individual is wrongly considered to be emotionally unstable. . .but, truthfully, any individual who has never been able to have their intimate, mental, physical, psychological and spiritual needs and desires met, and possibly vice-versa. . .well. . .simply just hasn't found the right one
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" (Emerson)
Intercourse, in itself, unless you are in love and/or there is a strong emotional bond present, is highly overrated and will always be a major disappointment, and, given condoms are only 86% effective, is dangerous and a complete waste of time considering many and/or all of the other ways to give and receive pleasure that are 100% safe. . .
Regardless if you are male or female, it is perfectly OK to get into bed completely naked, even on a first date, without either party feeling rejected, and share loving intimacy and orgasm through manual stimulation and/or completely 100% "safe sex", without any protection, and NOT have intercourse, or al sex or even anal sex right away, until both parties are completely ready and comfortable, and it is a natural progression, there is absolutely no pressure to "perform" and it will strengthen the bond rather than "hurt" it
Regardless if you are male or female, if that individual gets married, and divorced, more than two times, then more than likely that individual is falling in love. . .with love
How others perceive you and the way you look, the way you think, the way you feel and your interests will ALWAYS affect the way YOU feel about your looks, the way you think, the way you feel and your interests no matter how secure, self-confident and self-assured you are within your own self
Any individual, male or female, who tells another individual whom they are interested in dating, and freely gives their phone number to them, to "call me later" or "call me at 8 p.m." or "call me in a couple of hours" and that person does and the party does not answer and a message is left, if the originating party does not return the call and/or ignores it, they are extremely immature, need to stop playing head games and grow up first before dating anyone
It's OK to have a fetish, such as erotic, sensual spanking (both giving and receiving) or other light sensual kink, and still be spiritual and/or church-going (PLEASE NOTE: You must enjoy sensual/erotic spanking, both giving and receiving, and be very willing to participate in this activity on a regular basis as I do have this fetish so please be open-minded and non-judgmental-THIS IS A DEALBREAKER YOU MUST ENJOY THIS ACTIVITY)
When are we going to stop labeling these extremely selfishly angry, horribly self-centered and attention-starved, unbelievably immature "the world is against me" monstrous, vicious, murderous bastards as being "mentally ill"???????????
First impressions are highly overrated, almost always a complete fallacy and more than likely will turn out to be the wrong impression
Gun control or no gun control-doesn't really matter does it?? It is even more scary to think that, no matter where you go or where you are living or where you are at on any particular day, no matter how safe you feel, in reality, you are really not that safe and, in reality, there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
If two individuals have mutually agreeable feelings and/or beliefs on relevant "issues" yet their social and professional interests and/or tastes vary greatly, these two individuals can, and should, try and create a deeper bond, being there already exists common ground and the "opposites attract" philosophy may not only be of benefit to and help further success of the relationship but also to both of their own happiness
There would have been no Iraq war, no civil unrest and no troops being unreasonably wounded, maimed, taken away from their families and, sadly, way way WAY too many never even coming home if we had just killed that evil bastard when we found him
It is amazing how so many people are so completely dishonest about being honest. . .I mean. . .honestly
What goes around comes around. . .always and forever
To have anyone tell you that you cannot love and/or like them because you don't love and/or like yourself is a major copout and a bunch of bullshit
It's amazing how many people are too lazy to utilize "spell check"
"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly"
Sometimes you present yourself as something you are not just to please others
"You look for someone to solve your problems, until you realize you are that someone"
"You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the other shore"
Because you can think about/fantasize about anything, and/or anyone, you want to, masturbation IS always better than the real thing
The No. 1 reason people get married, and divorced, is because of loneliness, unhappiness, lack of affection and, most importantly, lack of and/or a need for respect, trust and self-esteem
It's OK to be almost 50, never been in love, never had a serious relationship, never been married and never experienced satisfying intimacy
"I love you" is the most misused and abused three words in the English language, or in any language, for that matter
"The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, the optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty"
You would rather not hurt someone with a little white lie than hurt them with how you really feel or even the real truth
The myth that there is someone for everyone is just that
"Some people said they found the solution to a bad day in a bottle, drink, joint, pill.....I find the solution to a bad day is to remember those less fortunate than myself and how their day must have been"
You are tired of everyone telling you to be patient that the right one is out there somewhere and they will appear when you least expect
You can't stand to look at yourself naked much less having someone else see you naked
The majority have trouble separating fantasy from reality, especially on the Internet
You used to be able to put a lot of trust in others but now you are better off trusting only yourself
The majority have trouble accepting, loving and caring for those with disabilities, regardless if that may be either mental, emotional, physical or all three (Please note: I suffer from depression and anxiety and I am in therapy and take medication so please be understanding)
In regards to intimacy way too much emphasis is placed upon performance rather than mutual pleasure and enjoyment
Regardless of the controversies and/or your own beliefs, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson and Kiefer Sutherland are brilliant
Regardless if the individual is male or female, if they are not sexually active, there is definitely something wrong with them if they don't masturbate at least every other day
You have no trouble asking to see a pic of someone else but shy away when they ask for a pic of you
Lately everyone you have met are flakier, selfish, dishonest and self-centered than you imagined and/or thought they would be
You feel you are smarter and better looking than what others give you credit for
Even if you are all dressed up, you still hate having your photo taken
"The only thing that stands between a {person} and what he wants in life is often the will to try and the faith to believe it is possible."
"To know what a person is really made of watch how they act when the chips are down and the bad times hit"
You are disappointed with every individual you have met in-person that you originally "met" and/or communicated with on-line
About me:
I am a Good looking Single Male, dark hair blue eyes with Euro accent,
I am 6ft, dark hair, nice body, good nature, sense of humor, intelligent caring etc.....
Looking for a nice woman to share the finer things in life.
Your pic gets mine
This holistic bodywork has the capacity to enhance your health and pleasure, and brings you into alignment with your divine essence. Using gentle and strong loving touch combined with energy work, we welcome all that you are. Yoni healing ritual Yoni: ('yO-nE) The yoni is a Sanskrit word that evokes the most utterly feminine part of woman, mysterious and hidden, soft, receptive and embracing: the genital area. In ancient languages the word for yoni also means 'sacred place'. In Tantra the Yoni is seen as where the universal creative force dwells within. The tantric massage can evolve into a yoni healing. This ritual opens up new levels of pleasure; initiates new beginnings, and helps move through old hurts and traumas.
Circulating energy and breath to open orgasmic potential The process This sacred healing ritual takes place in a spirit of deep reverence. The ritual takes from 2 to 2.5 hours. If it is your first experience with this type of healing work, This session allows you to be able to fully surrender to the healing ritual and maximize its benefits.
The goal of Tantra Massage is to allow the receiver to enjoy the Tantra Massage and to relax into herself afterwards.
I only use the safest of practices, I also take time with the massage, and stimulate you through the slow lane to lift off. You should be a happy,and healthy, drama free female.
For more information, please contact me. All inquiries will be answered fully and promptly The goal of Tantra Massage is to allow the receiver to enjoy the Tantra Massage and to relax into herself afterwards. I only use the safest of practices; I also take time with the massage, and stimulate you through the slow lane to lift off. You should be a happy, healthy, drama free female.
Discretion and privacy assured .Feel free to ask any question
TESTIMONIALS SENT TO MARK
HOW TO GET STARTED.
I have many enquiries, to enjoy a free professional tantra massage, please email me a very interesting note ( short or long doesn’t matter )about your self , why you feel the need and desire for a tantra massage and how it will help you in your life. I do not answer to one line email. It would mean you did not bother to read my ad or you are a spam-- Please include age and, general location. Thank you
Few of the many TESTIMONIALS sent to Mark
Dearest Mark, My G-spot massage : at first, it is extremely sensitive –then when you get going a bit, I feel very aroused deeper inside, past the spot you're rubbing. The more you hit that deeper spot, the more aroused I get. I can feel when I squirt -- it's a warm, slippery sensation. The orgasm comes just after that, like barely a second passes, when I feel sort of a O (and my clit and my lips feel very tingly. Happy and satisfied - I feel like heaven I lived a beautiful dream. I hope to hear from you soon don’t work too hard...
Sherly, 45 years old Sunday, September 6 Irvine, CA
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Hello Mark,
I just wanted to let you know how good I still feel. Have a fantastic day.. I will be calling you again for a second session!
Falline, 36 years old Saturday, September 5, 2009 Burbank
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Dear Mark,
Thank you for your making time to meet me yesterday. I really enjoyed the massage you gave me. You made me so relax that I was able to open up myself fully and freely. The things I experienced with you were totally different than one I had my previous partners. You also helped me to experience female ejaculation. Overall, you made me so comfortable, and I’m completely satisfied. Thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me. (I am Japanese )
Misuki 40 years old
Aug. 26, 2009 Los Angeles, CA
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Hello,I am a happier woman now due to the experience I had with Mark was remarkable, its been the best relaxation massages I have ever received. He really focused on ME, Mark really made my experience the best. The massage gave me relaxation of the body, mind and soul. I felt deeply connected to my soul . I learn so much of how it is to be a woman, which I enjoyed my feminine sexuality. It built my confidence in me & my own body image. Mark made me feel so relaxed once he began the body massage. He made me feel beautiful, confident and sexy of myself. I was completely satisfied. I know it won't be long before I contact Mark again for another tantra massage, thats how much I was pleased and I give him my thanks.
Thank you Mark for your professional full body massage.
I will see you soon.
Candy from Long Beach... Smile Everyday !!!
Thursday August 20, 2009
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Hello Mark,
I would like to thank you for yesterday. even though, I am a virgin, it made me realize what I was missing in my life. It made me aware of many things. For the first time, it was enjoyable and pleasurable
Teresa , 50 years old
Fountain Valley Sunday, 23 August, 2009
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Thank you. Thank you for an incredible experience and an amazing afternoon!!
Bianca , 40 years old
Long Beach Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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Dear Mark,
Thank you for your time last week. I did enjoy the session. It opened me up and helped me face some fears.
I felt deeply connected to my soul and went to another place where I felt untouchable. I learnt so much of how it is to be a woman, basking in her feminine sexuality. It built my confidence in me & my own body image.
You do wonderful work and I think what you are doing is fantastic for all the women out there who are dis-connected from their true selves. Keep in professional and you will never have any problems.
I wish you every success in the future. Have a wonderful life.
Peace & blessings
Michelle 25 years old
Los Angeles , Tuesday, July 21, 2009
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Mark made me feel so relaxed once he began my massage. He has such a sensual and soothing touch and made me feel comfortable, very relaxed and my stress was lifted immediately. He made me feel beautiful, confident and sexy. I was completely satisfied. It won't be long before I contact Mark again for another tantra massage. Thank you Mark.
Abril 40 years old
Torrence ,Friday, July 17, 2009
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About a week ago, I met Mark, a Tantric masseur. I had no idea what to expect, even though I had read the testimonials and Mark's page describing the experience. I believe I am a difficult case and my meeting with him proved that to be true. Even so, he was able to achieve the desired effect, which is total release that occurs after very specific massage is applied to the g-spot.
I am a woman who thinks she knows what she has to do to get off. It is difficult for me, even by myself. This is especially unfortunate, in my mind, because I am a very sexual, sensual woman. So, when he was massaging me, I expectations of what kind of release I would have. So, under pressure, Mark allowed me to release the way I am used to doing it. This was a clitoral orgasm, which is usually the only kind I have. This made it so that I was no longer receptive to more massage because I came back down after that.
So afterward, we talked. Mark was able to explain to me the specific massage and the desired result. When the g-spot is rubbed in a certain way, after much massage and relaxation, maybe even an orgasm (I did not have one...), the g-spot is receptive to this massage. After that experience, for the rest of the day, I felt light and energized and horny...LOL!
My chakras did open. I felt them become lighter, like a load had been taken off of them.
I suffered a lot of trauma in my life. I know this is the source of the problem. This technique can help you to physically release that trauma from your emotional center, which is located at your base chakra (your sexual organ area), especially for women!
Thank you, Mark for your amazing service to women and your professionalism!
Betsy 46 years old
Los Angeles , Wednesday, July 15, 2009
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I was very hesitant to meet with Mark but when I finally did, I could tell he was a nice guy. He was honest, kind and very respectful of me and my person. I have never experienced a tantric massage before and was really curious about female ejaculation. Mark made me feel very comfortable at all times and always asked if I was enjoying the massage. I was skeptical that I would actually be able to achieve female ejaculation but very surprised when I was able to acomplish it within a few hours. He did everything to please me without regard to his own pleasure and that is something that I had been missing out on in my life. Some of the techniques he used were not familiar to me but were very effective in producing an orgasm. He treated me like a queen and complimented my body. It felt great. Overall, the experience was one that I am glad to have had and I would recommend it to anyone who is feeling sexually neglected or even just curious. The best part of it all for me was releasing a lot of negative energy I had been carrying around; I had been frustrated, feeling stressed out and unappreciated. After the massage, I didn't feel those things anymore.
Sunday, 12, July ,2009- Canoga Park
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Dear Mark,
Thank you so much for the wonderful experience yesterday. I cannot believe what I've been missing all these years from sex! I didn't know I could have all those orgasms. You really knew how to push all my buttons. I have never felt so sexually satisfied. I feel so liberated and will always be grateful for what you have taught me. Thank you for your time, dedication and patience. Your efforts allowed me to get in complete touch with my sexuality. You are truly a master at what you do and I hope our paths can cross again in the future.
Monday, July 6, 2009- Orange County
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Dear Mark,
Thank you for the experience you provided. I bet there are a lot of women out there that need the full body massage. You can help them, and that's a great thing.Thank you!. ( I am Vietnamese 30 years old )
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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...in appreciation, reflection and wonder.
Dear Mark,
I am in awe of what we shared together today...I honestly was a bit naive about what to expect. I did have a truly blissful, sensual, erotic time...thank you, really.
As you massaged my back side, from my toes up through my neck and shoulders, I could feel the tension and apprehension fall away -- my body was so attention-starved, and in desperate need of sensual touch and affection, which you gave willingly and generously.
Like I said many times to you: you are THE Energizer Bunny!!! I was absolutely in heaven -- could you tell? I came over, and over...yummmmmmmmmmm.
I must admit that the G-spot massage was a bit strange for me. It felt very good, yet uncomfortable at the same time. But, I have noticed since that when I orgasm, I can feel the contractions and pulsating sensations deeper within my entire pelvic area since then. Also, I have learned to BREATH when I am climaxing -- which really allows me to feel it more completely, which is WONDERFUL.
You were unbelievably attentive -- to making sure I was comfortable with pillows, towels and the like... to bringing me wine, stroking my forehead, and just talking casually.
I was shocked that a pure stranger could give what I desired so badly..and shower me such luxurious affection and attention. Even today thinking back, it's still a bit surreal what happened last Sunday. You really opened my capacity to feel and experience profound love...
I did have a wonderful time, much to my surprise. You are a very kind, generous spirit, with a good heart...
Sunday, June 28, 2009 Irvine County
Careen 40 years old
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Good morning Mark!
Thank you for the great massage and make me orgasm twice yesterday, that was first time in my life with men. I'm really happy and I won't forget. that's great experience.. ( I am Korean , 30 years old )
thanks again!!
Friday, June 19, 2009 Santa Clarita CA
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This was my first experience doing anything like this. Mark made me feel very comfortable. He is a very gifted and respectful in his talents as a healer. He ask questions before starting anything, is responsive to feedback, and understands limits. He stands by his word that no reciprocation is expected, hinted at, or even seemingly desired---he is truly there only to pleasure you and to aid in your orgasmic release. He will go all night if you let him, allowing you to come multiple times. Be sure to plan at least 90 minutes for your session, and to set a nice ambiance. Mark will bring lavender spray, but you should provide candles, pillows, etc. I would recommend a couple towels as well. It can be a little messy with all those orgasms!
Thursday, June 18 2009 Los Angeles CA
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Thank you Mark, for the lovely massage. I appreciate how you respected my body and boundaries and you listened to what I was willing and ready to do. That made me feel very comfortable. Thank you for taking the time to ask about my sexual needs and to be sensitive to my desires. It felt wonderful to be caressed and massaged. I am very satisfied with the experience. You are a lovely man. I hope you smile too
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