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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

15 Dec 2013 - $40k a year to attend Harvard University as me

11 Jul 2012 - free mug to "Fred"

26 Sep 2009 - Missed connection with the person who smashed my windshield

07 Jul 2009 - Paddle

06 Jun 2009 - Lost: Self Confidence

07 May 2009 - To the Debt Collector Harrassing me at Work - w4m

28 Apr 2009 - Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.

09 Jan 2009 - An open letter to all the girls at Pitt who stare at me - m4w

25 Nov 2008 - Wretched ill-natured panicky Guineas

18 Oct 2008 - The guy who mugged me - m4m

05 Jun 2008 - To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m

25 Jan 2008 - My Ear Hairs Got Me Laid

15 Nov 2007 - Your Christmas Party: Help Me Help You

18 Oct 2007 - Women aren't attracted to men.

31 May 2007 - New Period Underwear!

27 Apr 2007 - Things to consider when calling Tech Support...

12 Apr 2007 - First annual RnR picnic

26 Mar 2007 - REAL dog skeleton

24 Sep 2006 - Ben? It's me Hines

16 May 2006 - TRADE: My Coke for Your Pot

21 Apr 2006 - Genuine missed connection