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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

22 Sep 2010 - Free, currently unused Urn

18 Feb 2010 - You aren't looking for them, but I found your two dogs.

31 Jan 2010 - You slept in my bed last night - m4w

24 Jan 2010 - Gong Ringer

13 Nov 2009 - to the beautiful lady who saw me pooping - m4w

16 Jul 2009 - Brain Surgery Intern

18 Dec 2008 - Roaches: Stop shitting in my refrigerator

11 Dec 2008 - Seeking Pretend Girlfriend - m4w

13 Nov 2008 - homemade motorcycle

21 Aug 2008 - Duck Mask

06 Jul 2008 - need girl to please teach me to kiss - m4w

03 Feb 2008 - So You Wanna Get Laid On Atl Craigslist CE

25 Sep 2007 - Dear Boyfriend: I Love You, Please Don't Murder Me In My Sleep

04 Sep 2007 - To the sadly desperate gentleman on MARTA

30 Aug 2007 - Giving Good Head

31 Dec 2006 - Rant: evil, evil digital weight scale

10 Mar 2006 - Missed Connection with My Life

28 Feb 2006 - Warning!!!

15 Feb 2006 - Hot Dekalb Police officer pulling into QT off Ptree Industrial - w4m

17 Dec 2005 - needing a poo whilst driving?

13 Jul 2005 - I don't know about blindness, but masturbation can be dangerous

22 Jun 2005 - Dear Moe's and Joe's

16 Jun 2005 - For Chrissakes, Can I Eat a F#%*ing Taco in Peace?

26 May 2005 - To the dead guy who had it in for me

07 Apr 2005 - A Pro-lifer Repents

02 Apr 2005 - To the woman in my life

28 Nov 2004 - Lesbian seeks platonic Sugar Daddy

14 Sep 2004 - I don't mind sucking you off, but here's what I need from you

09 Aug 2004 - Missed Connection - Female Crickets

04 Sep 2003 - Seeking Spanish Speaking Friends who do not want to date me, etc.

13 Jul 2003 - That was one nasty dump you gave me, Mr Waffle House cook